- me: sometimes i like to talk to myself
- me: same
(via kweenravenna)
“You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful — and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick; but then there’s other people. And you meet them and you think, ‘Not bad, they’re okay,’ and then you get to know them and their face just, sort of… becomes them, like their personality’s written all over it. And they just — they turn into something so beautiful. Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.”
(via treacherous-streets)
Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]
(Source: im-cool-like-that, via hullomylove)
(Source: prettylittlebrunette16, via treacherous-streets)
(Source: estefaniasalx3, via hullomylove)
on the last day of school i’m going to hand out the lyrics to “what time is it?” by the high school musical cast and everyone will break out in song and it will be a glorious moment
(via hullomylove)
After I took my dog's bone;
- Me: What are you gonna do about it?
- Dog: *flops over*
- Me: Yeah that's what I thought.
- Dog:
- Me: Bitch.
Let’s get serious for a second. Pooping is a glorious feeling and you can’t deny it.
(Source: misswallflower, via magnifysuccess)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: sl0thsykes)
I haven’t watched YouTube videos in so long. I don’t mean viral videos or music videos; I mean like Smosh, Shaytards, and CTFxC. Apparently Shay is skinny now and Rocktard can walk and Charles Trippy had cancer or something. I have missed so much considering I used to never miss a video ever. I must watch all the videos!
